A Few Hairs Short
Are you one of the many who suffers from anxiety due to baldness? Unsure of what to do, where to heal, or who to turn to? Here’s the truth about losing hair; avoid Lake Michigan in November. Wind is your foe.
Always bring a hat, and wear it everywhere. The rare chance you’re informed to remove it by an authority, do this. Whisper, “yo, I’m a few short,” — the code for “I’m bald Officer,” which nets you no excuse to not follow the order.