HUMANS LICK BUTTHOLES

AND OTHER THINGS

Cross-Eyed Licker

It’s Spring. The beautiful blue flowers pop out with the dandelions. Fresh, long grass grows. The birds chirp and sing; dragonflies fuck by the river.

Before long, as the warm sun shines brighter than it has in 5 months, the stubbly bearded pack of fat village idiots and neighbors (males or female) come around with their machines; chainsaws, woodchippers, ropes, ladders, buzzers…