AND OTHER THINGS
It’s Spring. The beautiful blue flowers pop out with the dandelions. Fresh, long grass grows. The birds chirp and sing; dragonflies fuck by the river.
Before long, as the warm sun shines brighter than it has in 5 months, the stubbly bearded pack of fat village idiots…
Cuckoo at the Zoo. Time to Waddle. Little Riddle. Bubble-Bobble. Survival.
In mind, a sphincter hole sees benevolent angels on the dance floor. It awakens and interprets fifteen languages that dictate every next move of anonymous weasels. There is a lurker (penis) there too, glowing red with sonic vibrations escalating…
Factoids and Oddities
Directions: Answer the nine Questions Below then Check the Answer Key.
(a) a cheap person unable to pay his bills
(b) a philanthropist who designs software programs and vaccines
© a high-ranking member of the United States military
(d) a man whose wife is…
The 1% Percent Rule and Because Tomorrow You Might Be Dead
Tomorrow, There Might Not Be a You
People are dying. Tons of people as I’m typing. As tens of hundreds croak with every keystroke, I have to ask: What are we doing, the living?
If there’s something you want…
Open to page 69. Let’s analyze Ghost Wizard’s work. Ponder the themes and consider your approach.
“Jenny’s fingers feel better in my mouth. With paranoia, I place my cock on the board. “This will only take a second,” she says raising the razor-sharp butcher knife in the air. Like…
1. The Moon is Not Going to Stop
2. Mooning that Delicious Butt
3. The Mastery of an Imperfect Race
4. Smoking Dank from Outer Space
5. The Return to the Womb
6. A Leaf on your Tomb
7. Treat Depression with Depression
8. An Erotic Obsession
9. A Ticket…
don’t panic, just do your writing
Alexa: “Play Schubert”
Life is precious, and by my eye, disingenuous. Nature kills. Power reigns and rules over weakness. You have to carry on and continue living. You’ve got to keep writing.
A Few Hairs Short
Are you one of the many who suffers from anxiety due to baldness? Unsure of what to do, where to heal, or who to turn to? Here’s the truth about losing hair; avoid Lake Michigan in November. Wind is your foe.
Always bring a hat, and…